Male pattern horror

posted by u/shizzblatt · 2026-10-24 18:14 UTC

## Top comments

1. u/Loquacious-of-Borg · 2026-10-24 18:20 UTC

The real answer to baldness, of course, is to grow a kickass beard.

2. u/caseyfresher · 2026-10-24 18:35 UTC

Or mustache! (A balding guy who can only grow a nice stache.)

3. u/Loquacious-of-Borg · 2026-10-24 19:23 UTC

We will have to ask the judges.

4. u/GoldenSteel · 2026-10-24 23:47 UTC

Only allowed if you declare war on hedgehogs

5. u/driver004 · 2026-10-24 18:54 UTC

Unless your like me and was once kissed by fire. No visible scarring really but the hair has never regrown in certain patches

6. u/velveteen_raspberry · 2026-10-24 21:34 UTC

You could tattoo some spiders or something in the gaps if you're hardcore 🕷🕸

7. u/Chiatroll · 2026-10-24 21:59 UTC

Of fully shave and wear an awesome selection of colorful wigs

8. u/Dry-Mission-5542 · 2026-10-25 01:39 UTC

My chemistry teacher had this sick beard, he looks like a wizard

9. u/Peakbrook · 2026-10-24 19:47 UTC

10. u/lossain · 2026-10-24 18:18 UTC

When Follicles have a store wide clearance sale going on and they live and die by the slogan "EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!"

11. u/Big-Yesterday586 · 2026-10-24 18:34 UTC

Me when I went on testosterone. Except I started with a full head of hair.

12. u/omniwombatius · 2026-10-24 18:37 UTC

Of course. If the moon is full when he met the werewolf, it will be very slightly less full the next night. He needs to wait until it's full again. The werewolf should have explained this...

13. u/2bnameless · 2026-10-24 19:56 UTC

At least the bunny slippers still fit

14. u/Uranium-Sandwich657 · 2026-10-25 00:57 UTC

Of course there's a meet a werewolf website

15. u/Critical_Potential44 · 2026-10-24 18:20 UTC

Reminds me of a JTHM comic

16. u/somethingfilthy · 2026-10-24 18:32 UTC

17. u/Flippant_Fop · 2026-10-25 01:22 UTC

Damn! 😅😅😅😅