Halloweenie [OC]

posted by u/LeFauxCreux · 2026-10-25 21:34 UTC

I once entered a Hallowiener eating contest. I don’t wanna talk about it.

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## Top comments

1. u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC · 2026-10-25 21:52 UTC

All it takes is a misunderstanding from a hungry party goer and Xteev is going to the medical bay.

2. u/SignificantHippo8193 · 2026-10-25 22:10 UTC

Honestly, going to the medical bay over misunderstanding a perverted joke is probably the norm for that ship.

3. u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC · 2026-10-25 22:22 UTC

Yeah they probably got prosthetic appendages at the ready in a draw in this case.

4. u/Made_Bail · 2026-10-25 22:30 UTC

Depends how you was your glizzie. I like to slide them down my throat, no chewing. Like a hot dog louge.

5. u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC · 2026-10-25 22:43 UTC

Dry or lubricated?

6. u/KidOcelot · 2026-10-26 03:00 UTC

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9Igj21WMsODzzjJm

7. u/Aethelrede · 2026-10-26 01:09 UTC

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MogLLKMxtss

Bitsy can tell you about that.

8. u/hackingfun · 2026-10-25 21:37 UTC

Xteev after drinking pineapple

https://giphy.com/gifs/INpWEFAovh9ptkCpzO

9. u/meeowth · 2026-10-26 00:59 UTC

I thought the joke was thst Xteev was invisible and holding a hotdog but after reading the comments I realize I am too pure for this world

10. u/Original_moisture · 2026-10-25 21:48 UTC

https://giphy.com/gifs/5He16eTgpabyeEQ9t6

11. u/DefaultyTurtle2 · 2026-10-25 21:42 UTC

Man its going to be one big sausage party

12. u/SignificantHippo8193 · 2026-10-25 22:08 UTC

Don't be a wiener, the wurst that could happen is that someone's buns get busted.

13. u/Adventurous_Bonus917 · 2026-10-26 01:22 UTC

https://giphy.com/gifs/g0Ub5PgMoLqaNKBpDH

14. u/Kamikazeguy7 · 2026-10-25 21:50 UTC

https://giphy.com/gifs/sVRhKLKKCVTyg

15. u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ · 2026-10-25 22:55 UTC

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPAUQVIxCoEKY

16. u/SignificantHippo8193 · 2026-10-25 23:15 UTC

Usually when a girl takes that many wieners to the face you gotta rate it R18.

17. u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ · 2026-10-25 23:16 UTC

Even when you don’t use a condiment?

18. u/SignificantHippo8193 · 2026-10-25 23:17 UTC

Mayo is the exception.

19. u/Wave9Nut · 2026-10-26 02:55 UTC

I that Nostalgia Chick?

20. u/konstantynopolytanka · 2026-10-26 03:10 UTC

Lindsay Ellis, mother of two and a published author :)