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"Billionaire Heaven" (Elon Musk, part 3 of 3)

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posted by u/thisecommercelife · 2026-10-27 10:53 UTC

Part 3 of 3. Shareable PDF on patreon.com/noneofthisisok.

Part 1 of 3 here.

Part 2 of 3 here.

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    ## Top comments

    1. u/shellbullet17 · 2026-10-27 12:20 UTC

    user report

    2: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability

    1: it's targeted harassment at someone else

    https://giphy.com/gifs/wMvESGxZ0Cqd2

    2. u/BouncyBlueYoshi · 2026-10-27 10:57 UTC

    This has been a long time coming but fully worth it.

    I assume the long queue of billionaires comes from the "everyone with over a billion explodes" universe.

    3. u/Wolodymyr2 · 2026-10-27 11:28 UTC

    That would also explain why they can't return Elon back into his body.

    4. u/Shortbread_Biscuit · 2026-10-27 12:13 UTC

    Well, Elon already does a good enough job messing up his own body.

    There's a very high chance he botched a penis augmentation surgery for his micropenis, which is why all his children seem to be born through IVF.

    He already spends 90% of his waking time high on ketamine and god knows what else, and I have no idea what that does to a body long term.

    And Elon will probably jump onto extensive human trials for his neuralink implants. It's very likely he'll authorize a surgery to install a bionic eye, a positronic brain, a prehensile robo penis, segmented legs, cat ears, a spinal implant, and a few other "augmentations" all at once. And with the success rate he normally has with his experimental technology, they're all likely to blow up at all at once, while he's still on the surgery table.

    5. u/daBandersnatch · 2026-10-27 13:06 UTC

    Long term K abuse leads to incontinence!

    6. u/Frontswain · 2026-10-27 14:05 UTC

    This! Every Substance has it's Risks and Downsides (if abused, some not even then cuz they get u hooked and fucked up from the get go).

    Don't do Drugs Kids and if you do:

    -be safe ((a clean) Environment, the right Friends, a Tripsitter, etc. It's Imperative!! U dont want to Catch a bad Trip and be alone or with someone uncaring or worse!! (Believe me.. shudders)

    -start small/dont overdo it

    -there are combination tables on the Web (sry, i cant find the link right now) that show you what synergizes with what and which combinations are an absolute no-go. Look for them (mby someone can comment with a link), use them. Please.

    -oh yeah and.. well.. i think thats tricky because.. well.. anywho: pls do try to not get some ratpoison shit. There are so many scamming assholes :/

    Be. SAFE.

    7. u/balding_git · 2026-10-27 13:30 UTC

    "botched penis augmentation"

    Elon Greyjoy

    8. u/Rolf_Dom · 2026-10-27 14:01 UTC

    There's a quest about this in Cyberpunk 2077. Pretty damn funny too. Some guy gets a faulty penis implant and it keeps shocking him.

    9. u/Theonar · 2026-10-27 14:12 UTC

    Yeah it's a great quest, it's called Burning Desire.

    10. u/Daxx22 · 2026-10-27 14:50 UTC

    Someone should mod the NPC to look like fElon.

    11. u/Chrysaor85 · 2026-10-27 16:36 UTC

    We do not disrespect Jesse Cox in this house!

    12. u/OtakuMage · 2026-10-27 15:37 UTC

    The Jesse Cox cameo! Great and funny guy who was so happy to get a bit part in the game.

    13. u/theartlav · 2026-10-27 16:58 UTC

    And Elon will probably jump onto extensive human trials for his neuralink implants.

    Kinda doubt it. He owns a spaceship company, and yet he never rode a rocket into space. He seem to be too much of a coward to do anything fun.

    14. u/whythishaptome · 2026-10-27 14:55 UTC

    Elon's bad but I raise you peter theil?

    15. u/UltimaRDG · 2026-10-27 14:36 UTC

    I'm generally thinking he' is dead from taking too much ketamine. It's really nasty stuff

    16. u/sid_raj7 · 2026-10-27 12:10 UTC

    I thought it was because his body was Mussolini-ed

    17. u/madeinatube · 2026-10-27 12:52 UTC

    Never heard it put that way! This description is Perfection

    18. u/Daxx22 · 2026-10-27 14:50 UTC

    Or Sadamized.

    19. u/No_Tax_Timmy · 2026-10-27 13:35 UTC

    I figured he succumbed to one of his own inventions*

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    *Elon musk isn't actually an engineer he bought Tesla and just about every one of his companies. The "inventions" are not actually his

    20. u/Dreamlion_Inc · 2026-10-27 15:36 UTC

    Unintentional world building is the best world building

    #comics

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