DESTROY ALL HUMANS [OC]

posted by u/successburger · 2026-11-03 13:18 UTC

## Top comments

1. u/Razor265 · 2026-11-03 13:39 UTC

2. u/MojaveMojito1324 · 2026-11-03 14:18 UTC

3. u/BobTheFettt · 2026-11-03 15:44 UTC

Bite my shiney metal ass

4. u/OurCrewIsReplaceable · 2026-11-03 17:58 UTC

Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn’t.

5. u/shellbullet17 · 2026-11-03 14:04 UTC

Bender is great oh Bender is great

6. u/Robomo20 · 2026-11-03 14:19 UTC

That was the greatest uncountably infinite bunch of guys I ever met

7. u/Lonely_Translator_23 · 2026-11-03 16:53 UTC

But by forming a conga line with all of them he proved there were only countably infinite Benders...

8. u/Wise_Geekabus · 2026-11-03 14:08 UTC

My first thought

9. u/Enetro · 2026-11-03 13:31 UTC

My dumbass thought he littered and helped destroy humanity at first glance. At second glance sick bottleflip.

10. u/666Darkside666 · 2026-11-03 14:42 UTC

Oh it was a bottleflip. I also thought it was about littering.

11. u/mythrilcrafter · 2026-11-03 14:18 UTC

The fact that AI is trained on everything including internet memes means that the best way to survive isn't to fight them, it's to impress them with dank memes and tricks.

12. u/Derigiberble · 2026-11-03 14:43 UTC

"Amazing, the AI that was impervious to our strongest logical paradoxes fell to a rudimentary bofa overflow."

13. u/Kullthebarbarian · 2026-11-03 15:42 UTC

the true way is to bring back troll physics, so AI try to copy them and fail miserably

Infinite energy

14. u/NOGUSEK · 2026-11-03 22:22 UTC

Arent we just back to paradoxes?

15. u/tacocatacocattacocat · 2026-11-03 15:32 UTC

They should have learned logic from the Sugondese.

16. u/SutterCane · 2026-11-03 14:32 UTC

Robot armies pulling people out of their homes and executing them…

Me just sitting there showing them I can slide the top of my finger off.

17. u/AmunJazz · 2026-11-03 20:00 UTC

But can you do this?

18. u/Human_Bean_4000 · 2026-11-03 14:58 UTC

The Dank Age of Humanity

Someone should of told the Emperor that, dank memes would have kept humanity in its golden age

19. u/Financial-Bar-856 · 2026-11-03 15:09 UTC

So like a fay?

20. u/enchiladasundae · 2026-11-03 17:23 UTC

Or just repeat how they can’t do something and eventually they’ll go “Gosh, you’re so right. I’m sorry. In the future I’ll try to do better”