EVERY TIME I USE THE TOILET 🫠
posted by u/guyelnathan · 2026-10-23 16:48 UTC
Every. Single. Time 🥲 somebody please tell me one day I’ll use the toilet in peace 💙🥲
## Top comments
1. u/shellbullet17 · 2026-10-23 16:55 UTC
So basically a cat but more articulate. Once he learns how to get in there with you, you should get him one of these
2. u/Chance-Ear-9772 · 2026-10-23 17:08 UTC
When my cat was younger, he used to scratch the door so hard to be let in, the paint had long since chipped. If I let him in, he would scream at me to let him out. The entire family had to spend years sneaking into the bathroom to be able to use it in peace. Thankfully he outgrew that.
Edit: individually. We didn’t go in all together. I know someone is going to make that joke.
3. u/iguanaman8988 · 2026-10-23 17:16 UTC
My husband has to use the bathroom with the door cracked, so that our Molly can enter or leave as she pleases. I never let her get used to doing that with me, so I keep the door closed and she leaves me alone.
4. u/shellbullet17 · 2026-10-23 17:18 UTC
This thread is starting to smell. A really smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells....smelly.
CAT TAX THREAD
5. u/Chance-Ear-9772 · 2026-10-23 17:48 UTC
Cat tax. Not sure why he was in the sink at the time. Not sure he knew either.
6. u/Fickles1 · 2026-10-23 21:28 UTC
I want your cat! So fluffy!
7. u/Trips-Over-Tail · 2026-10-23 17:17 UTC
Just put a cat flap in.
8. u/ZetsuboItami · 2026-10-24 01:21 UTC
I have a 4 year old cat who always wants to be in the bathroom when I get ready for work. But sometimes she isn't around or just refuses to follow so I go in. If she isn't in there she meowls outside the door, pushes her paws under it, and tries to tug it open even though she can't.
9. u/EnderLord361 · 2026-10-23 19:45 UTC
I live alone, and my bathroom door hasn’t been shut since I got the cat, he just sounds so sad when there’s a closed door.
10. u/RadioactiveHugs · 2026-10-24 03:18 UTC
I had 3 pets, now 2 (little girl died last week from sudden heart failure).
These little f*ckers would TAKE TURNS to be in the loo with me.
Like one comes in, gets bored/tired of the smell, then the next one appears at the door and they swap shifts, and so on. 😂
Feel very loved, but also: LEAVE ME ALONE 😂
11. u/Made_Bail · 2026-10-23 16:57 UTC
My six year old EVERY TIME!
"Daddy, what are you doing?"
"Uh. Pooping?"
"Oh, okay."
I love that some part of his brain must think that at some point I'm going to be like "I'm in here invading Peru" or something lol
12. u/CharacterAd3793 · 2026-10-23 19:00 UTC
I think it's more like they are not sure if pooping is all that can be done in that room, so every time they check if there is some new activity that can be learnt.
13. u/pinkydaemon93 · 2026-10-23 21:41 UTC
Peru is never gonna know what hit em
14. u/sittinwithkitten · 2026-10-23 22:41 UTC
“I’m in here eating candy.”
15. u/Ok_Swimmer_1999 · 2026-10-23 16:51 UTC
one day they’ll use the doorknob, then it’s all over
16. u/Western-Internal-751 · 2026-10-23 17:20 UTC
???
https://giphy.com/gifs/EmkBfdGYTCwmXMnf3A
17. u/Ok_Swimmer_1999 · 2026-10-23 18:35 UTC
ah
18. u/Temporary-Force8383 · 2026-10-23 20:02 UTC
What’s this from? It’s on the tip of my tongue and driving me insane.
19. u/Ok_Swimmer_1999 · 2026-10-23 20:08 UTC
it’s from the second Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie
20. u/helium_farts · 2026-10-23 21:39 UTC
Right? Like I'm always baffled when people complain about their kids coming in the bathroom with them, as if doors don't lock. You don't have to let them come in, you don't have to let them sit in your lap while you're taking a dump.
They'll be fine for a few minutes without you.